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chatting with a bot

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man these bots are getting good, one messaged me from a ad, not a dating ad :) a game development ad

[16:55] goblinswarf: so did we ever decide if you were a bot r not? :)
[16:55] mary32dd: whats that
[16:55] mary32dd: i'm just chatting to u
[16:55] goblinswarf: a bot is a program that runs and messages peopel to sell things or trick them to visiting sites
[16:56] mary32dd: why would i be a bot
[16:56] goblinswarf: well u chatting shows you are not a bot
[16:56] mary32dd: why would u ask me that??
[16:56] mary32dd: what do you mean a bot
[16:56] goblinswarf: becasue thse messengers are full of bots
[16:56] mary32dd: so maybe ur a bot:)
[16:56] mary32dd: not sure what u mean
[16:56] goblinswarf: definitely not
[16:56] mary32dd: why would u ask me that??
[16:56] goblinswarf: damn you are a bot!!
[16:57] mary32dd: i'm a bit nervous actually, havent dated anyone for a while
[16:57] goblinswarf: wow a safisticated one too
[16:57] mary32dd: i'm a bit nervous actually, havent dated anyone for a while
[16:57] goblinswarf: wow a safisticated one too
[16:57] mary32dd: I'm married but my husband is a pig and works away from home.
[16:57] mary32dd: I caught him cheating on me, with my best friend (:
[16:57] mary32dd: not sure what u mean
[16:57] mary32dd: what like a sex bot??
[16:58] mary32dd: This will teach him anyway
[16:58] mary32dd: I'm just gonna hook up with some stranger :)
[16:58] mary32dd: u up for that??
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had to keep going

[16:59] mary32dd: what do you mean a bot
[16:59] mary32dd: oh hang on my cell is ringing, its him
[16:59] goblinswarf: haha you damn bot
[16:59] mary32dd: i'm gonna let him stew, lets talk.
[16:59] mary32dd: what u wanna do to me?
[17:00] goblinswarf: i bet you are what is 0101010101010100011111 convert that from binary for me please
[17:00] goblinswarf: oh wait key word panties
[17:00] mary32dd: so maybe ur a bot:)
[17:00] mary32dd: whats that
[17:00] mary32dd: Arrgh, he just messaged me, can see i'm online.
[17:00] mary32dd: i better answer him, can u wait?
[17:01] goblinswarf: and what will you do about it?
[17:01] mary32dd: better yet, check out my profile here.... link removed
[17:01] goblinswarf: what do you need to do? collect my IP?
[17:01] goblinswarf: ah there it is
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Damn...they be gaining AI...
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Haha, I've had an encounter with an "intelligent" bot too, but it wasn't so persistent (and it didn't hit on me). Once it didn't understand me anymore it said:
Supper is ready, got to go. Bye...

But I must admit, it took a while before I was 100% sure it actually was a bot.
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Isn't this how the beginning of Terminator started? "Oh my God, just run! The Mary 32DD model is unstoppable!" 8-)
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Well, if they look like Cameron from the Sarah Connor Chronicles, then let me be the first to say "I welcome our new sexy robotic overlords!"

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hahaha
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Post by seanoseanohay »

OldRod wrote:Well, if they look like Cameron from the Sarah Connor Chronicles, then let me be the first to say "I welcome our new sexy robotic overlords!"

:lol:

and if they turn out to all be the John Henry model? Run for your lives.
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