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Foudn a fun forum game, stimulates imagination for better development

The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.
I wish I could control nature

Poster #1 : Granted, The beasts overun your authority
I wish I had a 100" plasma TV.

Poster #2: Granted. Its 100 inches wide and 2 inches tall. And you cut yourself on it and BLEED to death.


K I will start

I wish I owned 40% of Facebook.

hallsofvallhalla wrote:I wish I owned 40% of Facebook.

Granted, but Mark Zuckerberg steals your shares, and you're forced to settle out of court with him for relative pittance.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but its 110 degrees outside and will melt within seconds (muahaha)

I wish for immortality!

I wish for immortality!

Granted, but your body still gets older and you get smaller.

I wish for the ability to Fly.

granted: you buy a ticket to fly to Spain but are suspected of hiding a bomb in your anal cavity and are body cavity searcheed for 3 days straight

I wish I had a 20 core laptop with 200 gigs ram and 15 tb hard drive space.

Granted. However, it overheats in only 5 minutes, at which point it shuts down, crashes, and sets on fire. It couldn't take the epicness of halls

I wish for infinite knowledge!

Granted but your head explodes from too much knowledge.
I wish for the ability to read minds.

Granted...but however after sitting next to your best friend, you realize, he "likes" you and thinks of...

I wish for the ability to fly

Wish granted but you get caught in an airplane turbine engine one day when you decide to go out flying.

I wish I could have a wish that couldn't go wrong

Granted. You will receive that wish the very last second before you die.

I wish that I was a successful Billionaire