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Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:12 pm
by Jackolantern
I just watched this IGN video today and thought it was too great not to share. It is about an absolute piece of trash game, "Otaku Dash" on iOS (no idea if it is still up or not). It must be seen to be believed.

Of course, there are others that are more offensive, but for other reasons, such as Super Monster Bros by Adventure Time Pocket Free Game. And yes, that is the name of the game. It tries to get you to spend $100 on a character right off the bat. Then you get 5 fireballs to fight enemies with, and 30 more is a dollar (which you would go through in about 1 minute).

Both of these games represent the absolute worst of mobile gaming, distilled down until it is digital sewer sludge. The commentary on the videos is quite funny, though.

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:23 pm
by a_bertrand
What scares me is that Apple allows such super garbage which is nearly a scam (or fully), yet the refuse other more useful or legal things... Sorry Apple, once again you fail in any possible ways in my eyes.

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:30 pm
by Jackolantern
a_bertrand wrote:What scares me is that Apple allows such super garbage which is nearly a scam (or fully), yet the refuse other more useful or legal things... Sorry Apple, once again you fail in any possible ways in my eyes.
I have heard that all of the games made by the developer of "Super Monster Bros..." have been removed as being scam-like. And I believe Otaku Dash has been removed as well, but I am not sure for what (possible allegations of an incomplete product).

While Microsoft's policies for app submission have been called Draconian, clunky and slow, and have probably contributed to their having a smaller app selection, the fact that MS actually rejects apps based on quality is quite novel when compared to the App Store and Play. They will just tell you in their rejection notice that the quality is not up to par.

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:05 pm
by hallsofvallhalla
If all stores would be as picky as Steam we might have a chance at development and getting our games seen. 1 billion apps, 999,999,000 are all crap.

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:33 pm
by vitinho444
hallsofvallhalla wrote:If all stores would be as picky as Steam we might have a chance at development and getting our games seen. 1 billion apps, 999,999,000 are all crap.
SO TRUE

Saw the video and thought: Wow.. i would never do something like that... not talking about graphics or gameplay... the logic behind it.. omfg

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:13 pm
by hallsofvallhalla
I do know a guy that put a app for $100 up that was called something like "This app does nothing" and it literally did nothing. he made $2500 in sales before apple took it down.

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:24 pm
by vitinho444
omfg... this world... please zombie apocalypse come :)

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:17 pm
by Jackolantern
hallsofvallhalla wrote:I do know a guy that put a app for $100 up that was called something like "This app does nothing" and it literally did nothing. he made $2500 in sales before apple took it down.
There have been a few of those lol. Someone put one up on Android for the max allowable price (this was earlier on, so I think it was $10,000) and it was just called "Thank You".

Luckily I think there are screenings in place now to prevent apps like these.

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:17 pm
by vitinho444
People are stupid indeed..

Re: Worst iOS game ever found

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:21 am
by Callan S.
Is it any better when they are subtle about it??

http://insertcredit.com/2011/09/22/who- ... ost-story/

vitinho444 wrote:omfg... this world... please zombie apocalypse come :)
You can buy one 1 for 0.99....